job-lesss

Dearest shadow....

i will be officially jobless in less than 24 hours. that means that i dont have to wakey at 730 and catch the 803 pasir ris train and be squashed at the door like a struggling silverfish struggling to break free from the fingers of a sadistic giant....

that also means that i will not have anymore late night friday shopping and guilty pleasure trips with swipes of my sexy black visa to ease my sinful urges...

it means i have no more lunch dates. no tea time dates. no dinner dates. no cute guys. no brownies. no godiva chocolates. no cute guys. no lattes. no famous amos. no cute guys. no drooling. no nothing.

it also means that i HAVE TO stare in agony at the idiot box aka TV because i have alot of time on my hands and very little things to do. which will make me miserable nonetheless.

BUT! it means that i have a whole new schedule which i can use to date gorgeous people. and i will have enough cash to splurge on you. i'm generous and the sale is not over. so as a faithful friend/reader/arch enemy, you, who are reading this, should make it a point to call me out and allow me to justify that my time and money are well spent.

yes? gd. i hope that is enticing enough. but seriously, if you've been complaining that i've been missing and message me once in a while to make sure i'm not dead, this is your time. grab it while stocks last. then dont complain that you dont see me, and you dont hear me and i dont blog and you're worried abt my declining social life, absolute lack or night life and what not. as a true libran who upholds justice and harmony, i will make sure that i will fill your tummy, update you with whats been happening in my oh so interesting life with noteworthy facts about my hair loss and when my last composite volcano came to be on my forehead.

then we can talk politics, bash short skirts and fake eyelashes.


sounds too good to be true right? oh yes. i'm singaporean right? there are always strings attached. you have to do all this before i find another job and repeat all of the above again.


sounds fair? it is fair.



i'm a fair lady. pardon the pun, thank you very much.