anonymous

Dearest shadow...

i know this is going to sound absurd....and narcissistic...i DO care if you think i'm self absorbed...so please be kind...

I think i have a secret admirer....i'm assuming its a guy...but i dont mind if its a girl...

his name is anonymous...i dunno how he looks like...nor do i know what he sounds like...but he knows what i sound like...he loves to call me and remain silent...maybe he's the strong and silent type...maybe he knows that i love silence....i think he likes the way i say hello...maybe he's attracted to my breathing....or maybe he can understand sth from the way i breathe....

i think he has an inbuilt antenna that can recieve brainwaves which will enable him to decipher what i'm thinking....maybe he got tired of pressing the calculator and tried it with his phone...and tada! he heard my magical voice and fell in love with me....do you think he'll propose to me anytime??

i dont know how he got my number....perhaps it got passed around...thats not exactly a good thing...but then...i'll quote Frasier at this point...."i LIKE the attention" Heh..think about it...how often do you get this much of attention? so why complain about it when you can bask in it?

so what does all of this tell you? you're probably shaking your head and thinking that i'm completely shameless...or maybe i've really lost it this time....i tell you what...its a sign that i'm thinking positively...

and yes mr anonymous, if you're reading this, you amuse me...and inspire me to replicate your ideals into my life...i am completely envious of your perfectionism and your persistence...i just cant understand why you take the effort and yet keep silent...

why?? you're scared eh? your name rhymes with chicken or sth...?

my bro likes to say this....nanny nanny poo poo...you cannot catch meeee!!

guess i am a big bully after all...muahahahaha!

;)



P.S. you can think i've gone nuts in ten secs from now....